Genie in a bottle.

Genie in a bottle.
May 2, 2009 10:58
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes-I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." "OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said. "Consider it done." the genie replied. "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "35." she replied. "And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing!" Dodger.

May 2, 2009 10:58

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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,
lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said,
"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any
windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the
biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on
in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a
thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to
grant three wishes-I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for
the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with
a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and
said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.

"And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing!"

Dodger.

May 2, 2009 12:42	#1
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	Ha, Dodger, it's a deeply critical analysis that explains most social behaviors or human comedy and those kind of lectures can only be provided by my foreign professors.
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May 22, 2009 06:02	#2
JOSHIRV57 Points: Join Date: Oct 9, 2008 Status: Offline	Dodger,in a perverted way,its amusing,that you feel your jokes are center stage. Perhaps some of your jokes are much better than the publisher intended.They just had no idea of who would be retelling them,and where.Maybe there will be some copywrite infringements coming your way. Geeze,that would be great,knowing where all these jokes come from,that you so freely distribrute to the worlds people.

May 24, 2009 03:37

DODGER
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BY, unlike you, I didn’t travel to China to do top secret research on soco colagy. Nor again like you, am I suffering from a terminal illness. Are you sure you heard the prognoses correctly?
Just to make sure that in fact you are not the second coming may I suggest that you test out you skills at walking on water. A couple of tips though if I may；wear heavy hiking boots, make sure the river is deep and make sure you have your disciples watching. We don’t want to leave any in doubt.
Be sure to update us on how you go.
I see this a win win situation. If you fail you could become Saint BY the benevolent, if by some chance you succeed this could be the start of a new religion.
Think of the tax breaks.
Go in peece, piece, peace. (you choose the correct American spelling)
Dodger.

PS. One more tip Mate; I suggest that you stay out of Montana. I hear there’s a big hairy bloke with a gun looking for you.

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