Shotgun accident.

Shotgun accident.
May 10, 2009 11:55
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A farmer was out hunting one morning when he decided he needed to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun against it. As he was relieving himself a big gust of wind blew, the gun fell and fired, shooting him in the groin. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by a doctor who said: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're going to be fine. The damage was local to your groin, there's no internal damage, and we've been able to remove all the shotgun pellets." "So what's the bad news"? said the farmer. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive shot damage done to your middle wicket, and so I'm going to have to refer you to a specialist. In fact, she's my sister." "I see," the farmer replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player and she will teach you where to place your fingers to stop you peeing in your eye" Alan

May 10, 2009 11:55

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A farmer was out hunting one morning when he decided he needed to take a leak.
He walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun against it.
As he was relieving himself a big gust of wind blew, the gun fell and fired, shooting him in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by a doctor who said: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're going to be fine. The damage was local to your groin, there's no internal damage, and we've been able to remove all the shotgun pellets."
"So what's the bad news"? said the farmer.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive shot damage done to your middle wicket, and so I'm going to have to refer you to a specialist. In fact, she's my sister."
"I see," the farmer replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player and she will teach you where to place your fingers to stop you peeing in your eye"

Alan

May 10, 2009 20:21	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one Alan. Dodger.

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