You Bet Your (Sex) Life;Or a Faust type deal?

You Bet Your (Sex) Life;Or a Faust type deal?
May 18, 2009 04:34
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I’d give anything to sink this next putt." A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless, but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole." The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?" The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?" The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle. As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I’ve really not been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name’s Father O’Malley." Dodger.

May 18, 2009 04:34

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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I’d give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless, but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure."
He makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win.
Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I’ve really not been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name’s Father O’Malley."
Dodger.

May 18, 2009 19:25	#1
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	Dodger, what could have happened to the Father and the Devil if the Father and the Devil didn't cross with each other. I wish I would be accompanied by both of them in parallel to keep away from unforeseen accidents.
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