BY the busy Barber.

BY the busy Barber.
May 24, 2009 04:05
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A Bloke stuck his head into BY’s barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' BY looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The bloke leaves. A few days later the same bloke sticks his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' BY looks around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours'. The bloke leaves again. A week later the same bloke stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' Again, BY looks around the shop and says, 'About an hour and a half.' The bloke leaves. BY turned to a friend and said, 'Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that bloke and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.' A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. BY the barber asked, 'So where does that bloke go when he leaves?' Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, 'Your house.' Dodger.

May 24, 2009 04:05

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Join Date: Jul 15, 2007
Status: offline

A Bloke stuck his head into BY’s barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
BY looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The bloke leaves.
A few days later the same bloke sticks his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
BY looks around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours'. The bloke leaves again.
A week later the same bloke stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
Again, BY looks around the shop and says, 'About an hour and a half.' The bloke leaves.
BY turned to a friend and said, 'Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that bloke and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
BY the barber asked, 'So where does that bloke go when he leaves?'

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, 'Your house.'

Dodger.

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