BY and the Genie.

BY and the Genie.
May 24, 2009 04:44
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks met a genie in the usual rubbing-the-lamp fashion. The genie told the three rednecks that she could turn them into whatever they desired. She said that they had to pick what they wanted to be, run off the cliff, say it in mid-air and they would become that. So the first redneck started running, and as soon as he left the edge of the cliff, he shouted, "Eagle!" and flew off. The next redneck, wanting to be a little more advanced, ran off and shouted, ‘’Plane,’’ and so he flew off. The last redneck named BY took off running, but tripped over a rock just before he left ground and shouted’ Holly Shxxt!’’ And so he fell to the ground as a pile of shxxt, and that’s where he is today.’ Dodger.

May 24, 2009 04:44

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One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks met a genie in the usual rubbing-the-lamp fashion.
The genie told the three rednecks that she could turn them into whatever they desired. She said that they had to pick what they wanted to be, run off the cliff, say it in mid-air and they would become that.
So the first redneck started running, and as soon as he left the edge of the cliff, he shouted, "Eagle!" and flew off.
The next redneck, wanting to be a little more advanced, ran off and shouted, ‘’Plane,’’ and so he flew off.
The last redneck named BY took off running, but tripped over a rock just before he left ground and shouted’ Holly Shxxt!’’
And so he fell to the ground as a pile of shxxt, and that’s where he is today.’
Dodger.

May 24, 2009 13:30	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Very funny Dodger. Alan

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