A rich man.

A rich man.
Jun 6, 2009 04:46
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A rich man, living in Darwin, decided that he wanted to throw a party, and invited all his friends and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only Aborigine living in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ flirting. At the height of the party, the rich host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool, and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash, and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool, fighting the croc and kicking it's ass, jabbing it in the eye with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, - like head butts, chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail, and flipping it through the air, like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Colin strangled the croc, and let it float to the top like a goldfish. Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally, the rich host says, "Well Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars". "Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it," said Colin. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. - You won the bet!". "How about half a million bucks then?" 'No thanks, I don't want it' answered Colin. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing". How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, and some stock options?'. Again, Colin said no. Confused, the rich man asked - 'Well Colin, then what do you want?' Colin said ...................... 'I just want the name of the @#$%& who pushed me in !!!!!!!!!! ' Dodger.

Jun 6, 2009 04:46

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A rich man, living in Darwin, decided that he wanted to throw a party, and invited all his friends and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only Aborigine living in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ flirting.
At the height of the party, the rich host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool, and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash, and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool, fighting the croc and kicking it's ass, jabbing it in the eye with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, - like head butts, chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail, and flipping it through the air, like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.

Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Colin strangled the croc, and let it float to the top like a goldfish. Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally, the rich host says, "Well Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars".
"Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it," said Colin.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. - You won the bet!".
"How about half a million bucks then?"
'No thanks, I don't want it' answered Colin.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing".
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, and some stock options?'.
Again, Colin said no.
Confused, the rich man asked - 'Well Colin, then what do you want?'

Colin said ...................... 'I just want the name of the @#$%& who pushed me in !!!!!!!!!! '
Dodger.

Jun 10, 2009 10:48	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one Dodger, I had heard it before, but it still makes me laugh. Alan

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