THE IRISH PROSTITUTE

THE IRISH PROSTITUTE
Jun 17, 2009 12:52
DAVEC Points: Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: offline	An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' YE WHAT!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....................... (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.

Jun 17, 2009 12:52

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An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a
prostitute...'

YE WHAT!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million
savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And
for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition
convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country
club....................... (takes a breath)............. and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new
yacht in the Riviera and...

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,
sniff.

Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said
a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.

Jun 17, 2009 18:04	#1
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	Good one. Hit the nail on the head!

Jun 17, 2009 21:30	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Its probably a true story too knowing the Mick’s. Dodger.

Jun 18, 2009 10:56	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one Dave. Alan

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