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WOMEN'S ENGLISH/MENS ENGLISH
Jul 3, 2009 05:25
  • DODGER
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1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

Dodger.
Jul 3, 2009 13:07
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  • CARLOS
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True, so true.

Carlos
Jul 4, 2009 04:13
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  • DAVEC
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spot on
Jul 4, 2009 14:47
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  • CALIFORNIA
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LOL,interesting~~~~
Jul 5, 2009 10:25
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Very true Dodger.

Alan
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