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Dictionary For Women’s Personal Ad's
Jul 20, 2009 10:31
  • DODGER
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40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former @#$%&
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................@#$%&
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

Dodger.

Jul 20, 2009 20:20
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  • MARRIE
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Dodge, have you got Oxford reference on men's personal Ad's.
Jul 21, 2009 01:52
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I hope Ping didn't read that one Dodger, he he

Alan
Jul 21, 2009 04:40
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  • DODGER
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Alan, so do I !!
Dodger.
Jul 21, 2009 18:04
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  • GARYKINKADE
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Also very applicable to some politicians in regards to being deceitful.


MARRIE... you keep changing.
Jul 21, 2009 18:35
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  • MARRIE
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Gary, I am no actress or politician coz u can spot where i am no matter what shell (avarta) i jump into.

Hmm, look at Dodger who is so mysterious that I just suspect he is a girl...
Jul 22, 2009 00:17
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  • DODGER
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Ok Marrie, so you think it’s time I came out of the closet?
I’m more than happy to play “show and tell”
Dodger.
Jul 22, 2009 00:23
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  • DODGER
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Marrie,
Perhaps you should write the men’s ads from a woman’s perspective?
Dodger.
Jul 22, 2009 03:42
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Marrie,
I have met Dodger and I can assure you he is a man.

Alan
Jul 25, 2009 01:34
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  • DAVEC
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You forgot to add cuddly = behemoth
Jan 15, 2010 12:12
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  • BWINKS
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hahaha! this is halarious!

~im guessing the censor'd words are all: slut?
:P
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