Three women die and go to Heaven.

Three women die and go to Heaven.
Jul 20, 2009 10:34
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!' The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ....... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck. Dodger.

Jul 20, 2009 10:34

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Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them,
the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day,
the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months
without stepping on any ducks,
but
one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
....... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a
duck.
Dodger.

Jul 20, 2009 11:02	#1
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Waddle....Waddle Quack...Quack

Jul 21, 2009 01:55	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Another golden oldie Dodger. Alan

Jul 22, 2009 17:54	#3
LARRYBOY Points: Join Date: Apr 10, 2009 Status: Offline	LOL

Jul 22, 2009 19:07	#4
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	Hello, Westnorgas, I found wherever Dodge goes, u must be there. Hmm...Dodge is a man, how about u..hehe..

Jul 23, 2009 02:12	#5
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Marrie, try asking my wife, he he Alan

Jul 26, 2009 02:42

ANAS
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Nice Participation from your kind side >>>

I'd like to put something from St.Peter ''''

Three doctors die and go to heaven. They are awaiting entry at the pearly gates, but first must answer a question from St. Peter. He asks each "What did you do in life?"
The first doctor answered that he was a wealthy ophthalmologist who left his practice to perform free cataract operations in India. "Come right in," said St. Peter.

The second physician answered that he was an internist who left a lucrative practice to start an inner city clinic for the poor. Again St. Peter said, "Come right in."

The third doctor said that he was a successful HMO director and really improved quality of care. "You're welcome to come into heaven, too," said St. Peter. "For 48 hours."

Hope you like it all ...
With respect for all ....

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