A Classic Blonde Joke

A Classic Blonde Joke
Aug 18, 2009 10:34
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gun Wharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. 'You're not thinking of jumping, are you, babe?' he asked. 'Yes, I am' replied the sobbing girl. Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge. 'Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for Australia tomorrow, why don't you stow away on board and start a new life overthere. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean. You just have to keep very quiet so that you won't be found'. The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn. Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation. The girl came clean, 'I've stowed away to get to Australia . One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me up in here and brings me food and water every night and he's screwing me.' The captain stared at her for a moment before he replied .... 'He certainly is......... this is the Isle of Wight Ferry!" Alan

Aug 18, 2009 10:34

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A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gun Wharf Quay.
As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by.
'You're not thinking of jumping, are you, babe?' he asked.
'Yes, I am' replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge.
'Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for Australia tomorrow, why don't you stow away on board and start a new life overthere. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean. You just have to keep very quiet so that you won't be found'.
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night.
For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation.
The girl came clean, 'I've stowed away to get to Australia . One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me up in here and brings me food and water every night and he's screwing me.'
The captain stared at her for a moment before he replied ....
'He certainly is......... this is the Isle of Wight Ferry!"

Alan

Aug 18, 2009 14:28	#1
DAVEC Points: Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: Offline	I remember the story well, it was in all the newspapers here

Aug 19, 2009 03:37	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	I used to live in Pompey. Sorry I never met the girl. Nice one, young Alan. Dodger.

Aug 19, 2009 10:21	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by DODGER I used to live in Pompey. Sorry I never met the girl. Nice one, young Alan. Dodger. So it wasn't you then Dodger? ( the sailor ) for those who might not understand! Cheers Old Alan

Aug 19, 2009 23:54	#4
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, I was never a Jolly Jack Tar. No tattoos, no earring and I just couldn’t drink enough. Dodger.

Aug 20, 2009 09:37	#5
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by DODGER Alan, I was never a Jolly Jack Tar. No tattoos, no earring and I just couldn’t drink enough. Dodger. I know Dodger, if I remember right you were in the marines, I was only larking around as usual. Alan

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