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A cows tail
Oct 27, 2009 15:58
  • DAVEC
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cows backend

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that"
Oct 28, 2009 00:44
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  • HERBEAT
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Poor guy...
Oct 28, 2009 09:00
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  • DODGER
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Dave, a 10 Mate.
Dodger.
Oct 28, 2009 18:55
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  • GARYKINKADE
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Definitely, " a failure to communicate"
Oct 30, 2009 12:04
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Good one Dave, I can see Dodger and myself have some competition on the joke front.

Alan
Oct 30, 2009 13:39
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  • DAVEC
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Na, you know I just come up with these once in a blue moon
Nov 3, 2009 09:09
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  • KUKURUZA
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Poor guy......)
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