The knob

The knob
Nov 16, 2009 12:08
DAVEC Points: Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: offline	A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, ....the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.' The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.' She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

Nov 16, 2009 12:08

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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, ....the woman remained young
looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in
asking about the goatee.'

Nov 16, 2009 23:44	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Dave, just out of interest were did you find this one? I hadn’t picked you as a reader of the Doomsday book. Cheers, Dodger.

Nov 17, 2009 00:16	#2
DAVEC Points: Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: Offline	I get emails at work from from some bored women. Cant post most of what they send but every now and again

Nov 19, 2009 11:36	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I haven't been on here for a while, it made me laugh Dave even though I had some idea what the punchline was going to be. Alan

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