What’s your excuse for split-up?

What’s your excuse for split-up?
Dec 12, 2009 01:46
CHERRY07 Points: Join Date: Mar 23, 2008 Status: offline	Here are Top 8 excuses that college students use when they break up with their lover. Top 1 “My mom told me that I shouldn’t find a BF/GF in college.” This excuse is too naïve. Finally, you found that the third person in your relationship was his/her mom. Top 2 “Well, honestly I am not interested in men/women.” The guy who used this excuse has definitely mad up his/her mind to split up. The metaphor is that he/she might be a gay/lesbian. Top 3 “I love you too much and I am afraid that I won’t love you one day. So let’s break up.” Bullshit! If you love him/her too much, you won’t break up with him/her. Just find another good excuse. Top 4 “I…I am suffering form the cancer…” Better not cheat him/her. If he/she is too kind, he/she will make up his/her mind to take care of you. BTW, don’t use your health as an excuse. Top 5 “We are actually ordinary friends. Right?” He/she is too cruel. He said this to deny everything happened between you and him/her. Top 6 “It’s your problem!” Wow, he/she is too selfish and irresponsible. Both parties are responsible for the failure of their relationship. Top 7 “Sorry, I can’t forget him/her and I couldn’t take you as him/her substitute.” The victim is pathetic. He/she was just her/his former GF/BF. Top 8 “I promise to be your BF just because I made a bet with my friends.” The one who said this deserves a whacking. He wasn’t serious about the relationship. Do you have any “better” excuses for split-up?

Dec 12, 2009 01:46

CHERRY07
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Here are Top 8 excuses that college students use when they break up with their lover.
Top 1 “My mom told me that I shouldn’t find a BF/GF in college.”
This excuse is too naïve. Finally, you found that the third person in your relationship was his/her mom.
Top 2 “Well, honestly I am not interested in men/women.”
The guy who used this excuse has definitely mad up his/her mind to split up. The metaphor is that he/she might be a gay/lesbian.
Top 3 “I love you too much and I am afraid that I won’t love you one day. So let’s break up.”
Bullshit! If you love him/her too much, you won’t break up with him/her. Just find another good excuse.
Top 4 “I…I am suffering form the cancer…”
Better not cheat him/her. If he/she is too kind, he/she will make up his/her mind to take care of you. BTW, don’t use your health as an excuse.
Top 5 “We are actually ordinary friends. Right?”
He/she is too cruel. He said this to deny everything happened between you and him/her.
Top 6 “It’s your problem!”
Wow, he/she is too selfish and irresponsible. Both parties are responsible for the failure of their relationship.
Top 7 “Sorry, I can’t forget him/her and I couldn’t take you as him/her substitute.”
The victim is pathetic. He/she was just her/his former GF/BF.
Top 8 “I promise to be your BF just because I made a bet with my friends.”
The one who said this deserves a whacking. He wasn’t serious about the relationship.

Do you have any “better” excuses for split-up?

Dec 12, 2009 17:26	#1
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	A sure-fire relationship breaker; "I have AIDS".

Dec 13, 2009 07:19	#2
LARRYBOY Points: Join Date: Apr 10, 2009 Status: Offline	waited too long for sex

Dec 13, 2009 21:37	#3
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	"I wasn't ever interested in you, I was really after your mother/father/sister/brother/dog/cat/pig/chicken. You were just a stepping stone"
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	Last edited by BOBERT: Dec 13, 2009 21:40

Dec 13, 2009 22:49	#4
HERBEAT Points: Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	It's not good.....

Dec 14, 2009 14:16	#5
SHESGOTTOBE Points: Join Date: Nov 23, 2007 Status: Offline	It's not me. It's you.

Dec 15, 2009 01:04

GUESTAMMY

[quote=CHERRY07,383802]Here are Top 8 excuses that college students use when they break up with their lover.
Top 1 “My mom told me that I shouldn’t find a BF/GF in college.”
This excuse is too naïve. Finally, you found that the third person in your relationship was his/her mom.
Top 2 “Well, honestly I am not interested in men/women.”
The guy who used this excuse has definitely mad up his/her mind to split up. The metaphor is that he/she might be a gay/lesbian.
Top 3 “I love you too much and I am afraid that I won’t love you one day. So let’s break up.”
Bullshit! If you love him/her too much, you won’t break up with him/her. Just find another good excuse.

Top 4 “I…I am suffering form the cancer…”
Better not cheat him/her. If he/she is too kind, he/she will make up his/her mind to take care of you. BTW, don’t use your health as an excuse.
Top 5 “We are actually ordinary friends. Right?”
He/she is too cruel. He said this to deny everything happened between you and him/her.
Top 6 “It’s your problem!”
Wow, he/she is too selfish and irresponsible. Both parties are responsible for the failure of their relationship.
Top 7 “Sorry, I can’t forget him/her and I couldn’t take you as him/her substitute.”
The victim is pathetic. He/she was just her/his former GF/BF.
Top 8 “I promise to be your BF just because I made a bet with my friends.”
The one who said this deserves a whacking. He wasn’t serious about the relationship.

Do you have any “better” excuses for split-up?

TOP 9
"I NEED VARIETY. DON'T YOU KNOW VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE?"

Dec 15, 2009 18:51	#7
LARRYBOY Points: Join Date: Apr 10, 2009 Status: Offline	Bad breath

Dec 15, 2009 20:21	#8
LONELYJOURNEY Points: Join Date: Oct 28, 2009 Status: Offline	I heard these words many times in soap operas. “I am not worthy of your love. I don’t deserve you. We don’t match up. We are not meant to be. I don’t match you……” Is it so hard to tell the truth? If you don’t love him/her anymore, just tell him/her the truth. Don’t find any excuses. Be honest！

Dec 16, 2009 20:31	#9
JIMMYB Points: Join Date: Feb 7, 2007 Status: Offline	"My mom told me that I shouldn’t find a BF/GF in college.” Very interesting! He/she disobeys his/her mother's order to find a GF/BF. Then he/she is getting tired of his/her GF/BF and wants to end their relationship so that they said this as an excuse. Absurd!

Jan 20, 2010 10:13	#10
BWINKS Points: Join Date: Jan 14, 2010 Status: Offline	I just told her i was going to be cheating on her soon cause the fire was gone (the love i used to feel for her was gone...i can't explain it or know why but she just became a best friend with benefits. I tried fixing it but couldn't).... I was bluntely honest... and god i regreted it (to see her cry soo much) then see her throw herself at some guy as a rebound...

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