The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer

The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
Dec 19, 2009 20:59
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission. The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg? Phew, that one’s easy, says the teacher, The Titanic. Alright, said St.Peter, you may pass. Then the thief got his question: How many died on the Titanic? The thief replied, That’s a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people. And so he passed through. Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: Name them？. Dodger.

Dec 19, 2009 20:59

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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?

Phew, that one’s easy, says the teacher, The Titanic.

Alright, said St.Peter, you may pass.

Then the thief got his question: How many died on the Titanic?

The thief replied, That’s a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people. And so he passed through.

Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: Name them？.
Dodger.

Dec 23, 2009 22:12	#1
JIMMYB Points: Join Date: Feb 7, 2007 Status: Offline	Hehe, even St. Peter doesn't like lawyers.

Jan 6, 2010 11:15	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I really miss these jokes Dodger, I have been away from this site too long. Alan

Jan 8, 2010 01:47	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, long time no see. Every thing in order I hope？ Cheers, Dodger.

Jan 12, 2010 13:00	#4
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Not bad thanks Dodger still haven't got the wife over yet whis probably just as well as I have another five or six women after my body! I had five chatting to me on yahoo messenger this morning all wanting to see my wedding tackle on webcam so I did and they all want my babies now. What on earth have I let myself in for? he he Cheers Flasher Alan

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