| A heavenly tale. | |
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| Feb 9, 2010 01:02 |   |
 | Dolly Parton and the Queen pass away and are stood outside the pearly gates. The angel says "I only have room for one at the moment what can you say to convince me that you should come into Heaven" Dolly says "well I have two lovely ?????? and god will gain great pleasure every day looking at them" The angel replies "very good Dolly just wait there and lets see what the Queen has to say" The Queen then bends down takes a bottle of Perrier water from her handbag drinks it in one , sits on the toilet does what she has to do and flushes it. The angel looks at the queen and says your in....Dolly is quite angry about this and asks the Angel why she lost out. The angel looked at Dolly and said ‘its obvious a Royal flush beats a pair every time“. Dodger. |
| Feb 10, 2010 13:26 | #1 |
| Good one, Dodger. Damn, translated in Finnish it would not be the same... Carlos |
| Apr 5, 2010 05:31 | #2 |
| I'm gonna be using this one. good one |
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