Hopeful?

Hopeful?
Oct 6, 2011 20:02
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: offline	I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting paedophile and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 18 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay. Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre." My son was thrown out of school today for having sex with girls in his class. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You'll have to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether." Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It sells everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.." Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss and went anyway. The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. The wife suggested I get myself one of those *** enlargers, so I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy. Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."

Oct 6, 2011 20:02

BOBERT
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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting paedophile and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 18 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay.

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."

My son was thrown out of school today for having sex with girls in his class. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You'll have to stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick.

It's great though. It sells everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.."

Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip said he didn't give a toss and went anyway.

The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

The wife suggested I get myself one of those *** enlargers, so I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."

Oct 8, 2011 21:09

XIAOBAIHE
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Join Date: Jun 9, 2009
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Bob, to do what u like is to set u free.

47 Millionaires by 77 bombay street

47 Millionaires
on a ship with marble squares
licking up their lollipops
No one ever interrupts

47 Millionaires
on a ship with marble squares
playing with their teddy bears
talking about the rising fears

47 Millionaires
on a ship with marble squares
whisteling to their favorite song
dancing, laughing all night long

47 Millionaires
on a ship with marble squares
praying to the morning sun
talking with their golden tongue

and I wish I was one of them
and I wish I was one of them

I'd love to be a Millionaire
I wish that i'd had a goldenaire
And I would waste my precious time
by looking for the perfect rhyme
life is easy, life is good
it would be like hollywood
If I could be a Millionaire

47 Millionaires
on a ship with marble squares
there was a wave that killed them all
and now the lollipops are gone

47 Millionaires
on a ship with marble squares
traveling to the nowhereland
where nasty plesures never end

and I wish I was one of them
and I wish I was one of them

Oct 8, 2011 21:10

XIAOBAIHE
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Join Date: Jun 9, 2009
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Hey tell me how can it be,
that money can set you free
Tell me how can it be,
that money can set you..
tell me how can it be,
that money can set you free
tell me how can it be,
that money can set you,
money can set you free.

I'd love to be a Millionaire
I wish that i'd had a goldenaire
And I would waste my precious time
by looking for the perfect rhyme
life is easy, life is good
it would be like hollywood
If I could be a Millionaire

if only i could be a millionaire

Oct 9, 2011 16:12	#3
GUEST12222	Song very good XIABAIHE, joke very bad to Bob no good taste.

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