Why do you steal my jackets and shorts?

Why do you steal my jackets and shorts?
Feb 15, 2012 01:21
guestpant	A joke adapted from a news report. “Who steal my jacket and shorts? Why me? It is already the fifth time that my clothes has been stolen.”, a tenant shouts loudly. No one answers him because it is early morning. People still sleep at their homes. Then he sighs and walks back to his room. Who steal my clothes? He thinks of it for more than 30 minutes but still can not figure out who it is. Suddenly, he stands up and says “A sadist? Are you kidding me?” A few minutes later, he says to himself “No, I have to report this to the police. This time, he steals my clothes. Next time, he might enter my room and take my valuables away.” Several days has passed. The police make a call and tells him that the thieves have been arrested. He is very happy and asks a question “Why did they steal my clothes?” The police laugh loudly and tell him why. Suddenly, the tenant bursts into laughter. What does the police say to him? “The two young boys have no money to buy new clothes. Thus, they steal other men’s clothes. In this way, they have new clothes to wear. More importantly, they don’t have to wash the clothes.”

Feb 15, 2012 01:21

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A joke adapted from a news report.

“Who steal my jacket and shorts? Why me? It is already the fifth time that my clothes has been stolen.”, a tenant shouts loudly. No one answers him because it is early morning. People still sleep at their homes.

Then he sighs and walks back to his room. Who steal my clothes? He thinks of it for more than 30 minutes but still can not figure out who it is. Suddenly, he stands up and says “A sadist? Are you kidding me?” A few minutes later, he says to himself “No, I have to report this to the police. This time, he steals my clothes. Next time, he might enter my room and take my valuables away.”

Several days has passed. The police make a call and tells him that the thieves have been arrested. He is very happy and asks a question “Why did they steal my clothes?” The police laugh loudly and tell him why.

Suddenly, the tenant bursts into laughter. What does the police say to him? “The two young boys have no money to buy new clothes. Thus, they steal other men’s clothes. In this way, they have new clothes to wear. More importantly, they don’t have to wash the clothes.”

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