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Sixty features used by Lao Wai to differentiate a Chinese, just for fun
Mar 7, 2007 19:27
  • MAY001
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Saw it somewhere and paste it for fun. Relax and enjoy ^o^
Mar 7, 2007 19:34
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1. You looks like 18 years old.
2. You like eat chicken claw.
3. You will suck fish head and fin while eating.　　
4. You will decorate your rearview mirror by Chinese ornaments.
5. You like KTV.
6. Your house is furnished by ceramic tile.
7. Your kitchen is greasy.
8. You have aluminum foil on your stove.
9. Your remote device is packed by plastic.
10. You never kissed your parents.
Mar 7, 2007 19:41
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11.You never cuddled your parents.
12.You wears glasses since you are in grade five.
13.Your hair will 'stands up' after you get up.
14.You will debate for some incontestable things.
15.You like discount ticket.
16. You will drive around for the cheapest gas.
17.You bath at night.
18 You only eat free food in the hotel.
19.If you are a man, your body hair is much less than most of women.
20.You knock the table when others serve you tea.
Mar 7, 2007 19:49
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21.You like to say Ai 2 Ya 4 and Wa 4.
　　
　　22.You don't like use safe belt cos it made you uneasy.
　　
　　23.You like Las Vegas, one-arm bandit and pontoon.
　　
　　24.There's a dishcloth on your kitchen table.
　　
　　25.You spit bone and others on the table so you need a dishcloth.
　　
　　26.Your refrigerator stores food made one millon years ago.
　　
　　27. Your dishwasher is used as buffet.
　　
　　28. You never used your dishwasher.
　　
　　29. You always have hot water in bottle.
　　
　　30. You eat in your kitchen.
Mar 7, 2007 19:56
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31.You may pick your teeth on table but use hand to hide your moth.
　　
　　32.You know how to turn around your pen.
　　
　　33.You have a chicken wing in your refrigerator.
　　
　　34.You use jam bottle to drink.
　　
　　35.You have the hobby to collect the bottle of free shampoo of hotels.
　　
　　36. You will take your snacks when you go out for fifteen min.
　　
　　37. You will wash rice for two or three time.
　　
　　38. You don't use measuring cup.
　　
　　39. You use your chopstick to beat eggs.
　　
　　40. You have a tea cup with cover.
Mar 7, 2007 20:07
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41.You always find phone numbers in phone book cos inquiry fee is 0.5 dollar.
42.You like Chinese Kung Fu movies.
43. You never call your parents just for greeting them.
44. If you are not at home your parents will call you and ask whether you have your dinner or not. Even in midnight.
45.When you are ill, your parents ask you to not eat fried food cos it will make you worse!
46.You send email to your Chinese friend when you on work, even if you two are only 10 ft away.
47.You will empty your stomach before going to eat buffet dinner.
48.You know the person who can give you discount on jewellery or electrical appliance.
49.You keep the coke bottle after drinking it.
50.You have your own chopper and you can mill it by yourself.
Mar 7, 2007 20:16
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51.Your toothpaste is crushed like paper.
52.You know what is mooncake.
53.When the toilet paper on sale, you buy 100 rolls and regrate them in your wardrobe.
54.Even if you are full, you will eat all the food when others want to throw it. 　
55.You ate red bean ice.
56.You bring fruits to the one you visit.
57.You struggle to pay the bill after the dinner.
58.Your main subject is utility, engineering, mechanics and law, etc.
59.You like to eat balsam pear.
60.You like with your parents when you are 30, and they like so. Or you are already 30 and married, you live in the same community or the neighbor of your parents.
Mar 7, 2007 20:20
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The only thing I can say is that not all Chinese behave like these. And culture difference is terrible...
Mar 7, 2007 20:39
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  • CONNY129
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It is reasonable in some extent
Mar 8, 2007 00:42
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  • CHRISWAUGHBJ
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I don't think this is a laowai's view of Chinese people, though. It reminds me of things I've seen written by overseas Chinese about themselves.
Mar 8, 2007 07:49
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There is a lot of truth in them there sayings. It's good for a nation to be able to take a close look at themselves, and hopefully laugh a little or a lot.

I see some similarities with other cultures.. Some things are basic human nature but many are typically, shall we say 'Oriental'.

Thanks for sharing them with us May
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