What begins with F and ends with K?

What begins with F and ends with K?
Apr 21, 2008 09:30
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. For weeks the teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem ?" Every time Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal : "What is 3 x 3 ?" Harry : "9." Principal : "What is 6 x 6 ?" Harry : "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal," Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question ! Harry replied : "Pockets." Ms. Brooks : "What does a dog do that a man steps into ?" Harry : "Pants." Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C , ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?" Harry : " Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks :" What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks : "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?" Harry : "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks : "What word starts with an 'F ' and ends in ' K ' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?" Harry : "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, ........I got the last seven questions wrong....." Alan

Apr 21, 2008 09:30

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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. For weeks the teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem ?"
Every time Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too !"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal : "What is 3 x 3 ?"
Harry : "9."
Principal : "What is 6 x 6 ?"
Harry : "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal," Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of ?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question !
Harry replied : "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks : "What does a dog do that a man steps into ?"
Harry : "Pants."
Ms. Brooks : What starts with a C , ends with a T , is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid ?"
Harry : " Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks :" What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks : "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs ?"
Harry : "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks : "What word starts with an 'F ' and ends in ' K ' that means a lot of heat and excitement ?"
Harry : "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, ........I got the last seven questions wrong....."

Alan

Apr 21, 2008 10:00	#1
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Alan......Really now.....tut...tut. I would send you a Playboy magazine but do not have any left, my wife threw them all away. Good for her, I think.

Apr 22, 2008 00:29	#2
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	He He Gary, I haven't read a Playboy magazine in years, good job I trew out my old copies too. Alan

Apr 25, 2008 12:17	#3
APAULT Points: Join Date: Mar 11, 2006 Status: Offline	I didn't know there is anything to read in a Playboy magazine.

Apr 25, 2008 18:27	#4
JCNILE123 Points: Join Date: Mar 30, 2006 Status: Offline	Yes Paul, It has the name of the bunny girl in it. And it also tell you how old is the old man what is his name?... yeah, him. Do you remember it? He, he

Apr 25, 2008 19:20	#5
MUDDIEDKNEES Points: Join Date: Apr 1, 2008 Status: Offline	<<<I didn't know there is anything to read in a Playboy magazine.>>> Like I told my mom, "I only read the articles!" =P

Apr 25, 2008 21:00	#6
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	I used to read my Son's copies, once I had found were he use to hide them. Dodger.

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