A true story

A true story
Jul 23, 2008 23:29
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig, are walking down a street in Bondi. Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair' Ian says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to InZid, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Aussie accent.' 'No worries, smiled Craig, I'll keep my mouth shut.' They go in and Ian says, 'I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $5.00 each. I'll back up my truck and...' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand, aren't you?' 'Well... yes,' says a surprised Ian. 'How the hill dud you know that?' The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'. Dodger.

Jul 23, 2008 23:29

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Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig, are walking down a street in Bondi. Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair'

Ian says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to InZid, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Aussie accent.' 'No worries, smiled Craig, I'll keep my mouth shut.'

They go in and Ian says, 'I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $5.00 each. I'll back up my truck and...'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand, aren't you?'

'Well... yes,' says a surprised Ian. 'How the hill dud you know that?'

The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.
Dodger.

Jul 24, 2008 07:11	#1
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	He He, very funny Dodger Alan

Jul 24, 2008 09:33	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	The thing is it is a true story mate. Dodger.

Jul 24, 2008 10:01	#3
JCNILE123 Points: Join Date: Mar 30, 2006 Status: Offline	That is home rum, Dodger. He, he, Did you discover a new you? If so, please post more often...

Jul 24, 2008 18:33	#4
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	JC, Just filling in for Alan. Cheers, Dodger

Jul 25, 2008 09:53	#5
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Cheers Dodger, I had better get my finger out. Alan

Jul 25, 2008 19:31	#6
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Yup.....another good one DODGER!!

Jul 25, 2008 23:26	#7
JCNILE123 Points: Join Date: Mar 30, 2006 Status: Offline	(((Just filling in for Alan.))) Good job as a part time cover!

Jul 25, 2008 23:34

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Dodger, just to say thank you for your joke, I like to share one on your thread.

Hungry monkey

A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder, runs over to the pool table, and ate the cue ball.
The bartender said "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" the man left.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it"
The bartender said " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"

Jul 26, 2008 03:37	#9
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	JC,thanks and very very funny mate. Dodger.

Jul 26, 2008 07:52	#10
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Good one JC, it seems I have competition, he he Alan

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