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A true story
Jul 26, 2008 08:03
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  • DODGER
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So get back on your horse you old git and give me a hand. God hates Shirkers.
Dodger.
Jul 26, 2008 09:20
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  • GARYKINKADE
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Yes JC, thanks for the good joke.
I will now be checking all peanuts before eating them. (well, just looking at them anyway....... not the monkey procedure)
Jul 28, 2008 14:59
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  • SETH
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There's a pub with a piano player and his monkey providing entertainment. The piano player plays requests and the monkey roams around trying to get tips from patrons.

One patron gets annoyed at the monkey and swats him a good one, at which the monkey urinates in his beer! Irate, the guy yells at the piano player "do you know your monkey pee'd in my drink?"

Te piano player responds "not offhand, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it!"
Jul 28, 2008 20:47
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  • DODGER
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Good one Seth
Jul 28, 2008 22:31
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  • GARYKINKADE
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Ha Ha. You all are on a roll.
Jul 29, 2008 00:54
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  • JCNILE123
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One more for the guys,

Ant and Elephant

An ant and an elephant share a night of hot romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Ahhhh man!" says the ant. "One night of hot passion, and now I need to spend the rest of my life digging a grave...
Jul 29, 2008 01:06
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  • DODGER
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JC,..9.5
Cheers, Dodger
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