A Brides story

A Brides story
Oct 30, 2008 01:05
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and colour dress are you looking for?' The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.' The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?' 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding; he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.' 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk. 'That one was Blueyankee,' said the woman, 'and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good he was going to be, but nothing ever happened.' Dodger.

Oct 30, 2008 01:05

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A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and colour dress are you looking for?'
The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.'
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?'
'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding; he died as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.'
'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
'That one was Blueyankee,' said the woman, 'and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good he was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
Dodger.

Oct 30, 2008 01:22	#1
WANHU Points: Join Date: Feb 20, 2007 Status: Offline	A funny story. Someone may not like it.

Oct 30, 2008 11:45	#2
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	So white for the bride! Good one. Carlos

Nov 7, 2008 12:07	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Lol, good one Dodger I almost missed this one. Alan

Nov 7, 2008 13:41	#4
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Dodger....I was pondering your story about the person that had the "foot tall" piano player at the bar and have now come to the conclusion that it was probably BLUEYANKEE!! And he lost that bride too!! Pity

Nov 7, 2008 16:53	#5
DAVEC Points: Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: Offline	I like that one

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