One liners.....

One liners.....
Nov 20, 2008 12:11
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	I kept wondering why my Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge When at the window at the unemployment office, loudly say, "I didn't get to where I am today by listening to people like you!" I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work I had amnesia once - maybe twice Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument If you really love someone, throw the ball and say "Fetch!" If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly? They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken Alan

Nov 20, 2008 12:11

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I kept wondering why my Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge

When at the window at the unemployment office, loudly say, "I didn't get to where I am today by listening to people like you!"

I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work

I had amnesia once - maybe twice

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

If you really love someone, throw the ball and say "Fetch!"

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

Alan

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