Cell phone......ooh eck!

Cell phone......ooh eck!
Dec 11, 2008 10:42
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: offline	> Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, > > 'Hello?' > > > > 'Hi honey. > This is Daddy. > Is Mommy near the phone?' > > > 'No, Daddy. > She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' > > > > After a brief pause, > > > > Daddy says, > 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' > > > 'Oh yes I do, and=2 > 0he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, > Right now.' > > > > Brief Pause. > > > 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. > Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs > And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy > That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' > > > 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.' > > > A few minutes later > The little girl comes back to the phone. > > > > 'I did it, Daddy.' > > > 'And what happened, honey?' > > > 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and > ran around screaming. > > > Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser > And now she isn't moving at all!' > > > 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?' > > > 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. > > He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window > And into the swimming pool. > But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water > Last week to clean it. > > > He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.' > > > *Long Pause* > > > > > *Longer Pause* > > > > > *Even Longer Pause* > > > > Then Daddy says, > > > 'Swimming pool? 0........... > > > Is this 486-5731?'* > > > **No, I think you have the wrong number...... Alan

Dec 11, 2008 10:42

WESTNORWOODGAS
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Join Date: Jun 22, 2007
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> **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
>
> **'Hello?'**
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>
>
> **'Hi honey.**
> **This is Daddy.**
> **Is Mommy near the phone?'**
>
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> **'No, Daddy.**
> **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
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>
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> **After a brief pause,**
>
>
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> **Daddy says,**
> **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
>
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> **'Oh yes I do, and=2
> 0he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
> **Right now.'**
>
>
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
> **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
> **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
> **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
> **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
>
>
> **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
>
>
> **A few minutes later**
> **The little girl comes back to the phone.**
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> **'I did it, Daddy.'**
>
>
> **'And what happened, honey?' **
>
>
> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
> ran around screaming.**
>
>
> **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
> **And now she isn't moving at all!'**
>
>
> **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
>
>
> **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
>
> **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
> **And into the swimming pool.**
> **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
> **Last week to clean it.**
>
>
> **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
>
>
> *****Long Pause*****
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> *****Longer Pause*****
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>
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> *****Even Longer Pause*****
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>
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> **Then Daddy says,**
>
>
> **'Swimming pool? 0...........**
>
>
> **Is this 486-5731?'*
>
>
> **No, I think you have the wrong number......

Alan

Dec 11, 2008 19:05	#1
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Funny one Alan...ha Dodger.

Dec 11, 2008 23:45	#2
DAVEC Points: Join Date: Apr 14, 2007 Status: Offline	heres a question. when you phone wrong number it is always answered, when you phone friend to speak urgently there is nobody home, why is that?

Dec 14, 2008 11:26	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Dave maybe they dont want to speak to you because your'e a jammy git and going to China soon! only joking mate. Alan

Dec 15, 2008 13:55	#4
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	That´s exactly the main reason they invented cell phone. Now you can´t go out to avoid getting caught with phone. Carlos

Dec 16, 2008 06:08	#5
PRIMROSE Points: Join Date: Dec 3, 2008 Status: Offline	hahahahahaaa it is realy agood lesson to her mame and Uncle Paul ..... oh DAVEC this is bad thought ,isn`t that ?!

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