Talking dog for sale.

Talking dog for sale.
Feb 19, 2009 23:53
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A bloke was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house, >'Talking Dog for Sale.' > He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. > The bloke went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there.. >'You talk?' he asked. > 'Yes,' the Lab replied. > 'So, what's the story?' > The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I > was young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda (police) > about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to > country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one > figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable > spies for eight years running.' > 'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting > any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the > airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious > characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and > was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and > now I'm just retired.' > The bloke was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted > for the dog. > 'Ten euros.' the man said. > 'Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so > cheap?' > 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap.' Dodger.

Feb 19, 2009 23:53

DODGER
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A bloke was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house,
>'Talking Dog for Sale.'
> He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard.
> The bloke went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
>'You talk?' he asked.
> 'Yes,' the Lab replied.
> 'So, what's the story?'
> The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
> was young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda (police)
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
> spies for eight years running.'
> 'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
> any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
> airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and
> now I'm just retired.'
> The bloke was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted
> for the dog.
> 'Ten euros.' the man said.
> 'Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
> cheap?'
> 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap.'

Dodger.

Feb 20, 2009 07:59	#1
JOSHIRV57 Points: Join Date: Oct 9, 2008 Status: Offline	Dodger, You are so Pathetic.

Feb 20, 2009 09:38	#2
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	BY, it’s good to see you’re’ back.. Someone told me you’d passed on or passed out or something. Obviously a vicious rumour, or as an after thought perhaps just another case of mistaken identities. After all a chimpanzee did get shot the other day. Have a good one. Dodger..

Feb 21, 2009 09:50	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	I guess I must be pathetic too, because it made me laugh,but then I'm barking mad anyway, he he Good one Dodger. Alan

Feb 21, 2009 10:03	#4
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Aw....JOSHIRV57 just doesn't appreciate good jokes.

Mar 2, 2009 06:00	#5
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	If JOSHIRV57(BY or GUESTTEX??) had a talking dog...he would sell it for ten Euros also. Too much competition.

Mar 2, 2009 20:41	#6
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	Does this talking DOG speak English with Irish accent, Australian accent, American accent or...? Do you guys watch Slumdog, how do you think it?

Mar 2, 2009 23:45

DODGER
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Marrie, I’ve just got off of the phone from Dublin so I can confirm that the dog in question does in fact speak with a strong Irish brogue.
I watched Slumdog the other night. One of the best films I have seen in ages
Garry, you may well have hit the nail on the head. Perhaps BY, AKA et all, is in fact a talking dog.?
This would account for the antisocial behavior and complete lack of any social graces at all.
My question is, what breed do you think he/it is?
Cheers, Dodger.

Mar 6, 2009 18:51	#8
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Jack Russell? always snapping at peoples ankles! Alan

Mar 6, 2009 20:04	#9
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	Chinese prefer Chinese Huang Dog. I find Overseas Chinese like to raise German Shepherd as guard when Chinese Huang Dogs are not availlable. German Shepherd is loyal and eager to learn instead of talking nonsense. German Shepherd working with Red Cross
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	Last edited by MARRIE: Mar 6, 2009 20:05

Mar 8, 2009 23:08	#10
MIRANDAZHAO Points: Join Date: Feb 7, 2007 Status: Offline	My little spotted dog can't talk but he looks very cute. He likes playing games with me. Sometimes, he plays itself, chasing his own tale. Very funny.

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