The blind man

The blind man
Oct 21, 2009 19:16
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: offline	A blind man wanders into an all girls bikie pub by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a Fosters. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the publican, “Hey, ya wanna hear a blonde joke?” The pub immediately falls deathly silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, mate, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things: 1. The publican is a blonde girl with a cricket bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 2 meters tall, 100 kg. blonde with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady on your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, mate. Do ya still wanna tell that joke?” The blind man thinks about it for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gunna have to explain it five times . . . . Dodger.

Oct 21, 2009 19:16

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A blind man wanders into an all girls bikie pub by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a Fosters.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the publican, “Hey, ya wanna hear a blonde joke?” The pub immediately falls deathly silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, mate, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things:
1. The publican is a blonde girl with a cricket bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 2 meters tall, 100 kg. blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady on your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mate. Do ya still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks about it for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
“Nah, not if I’m gunna have to explain it five times . . . .
Dodger.

Oct 22, 2009 21:24	#1
GARYKINKADE Points: Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 Status: Offline	Bwa, ha, ha, ha...a good one DODGER. The joke sort of sneaks up on a person.

Oct 23, 2009 21:38	#2
MARRIE Points: Join Date: Jan 7, 2008 Status: Offline	In the west or europe, the fact is blonde women are much more smarter considering German prime minister, Madam Curie, Margaret Thatcher are all blonde.

Oct 26, 2009 11:10	#3
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Another one out of that old joke book Dodger, but a good one all the same. Cheers Alan

Nov 3, 2009 08:56	#4
KUKURUZA Points: Join Date: Oct 29, 2009 Status: Offline	Very good joke!

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