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| Apr 28, 2010 01:07 | #21   |
 | Rosco, as it so happened at the time, a US warship had just paid a visit. There wasn’t an intact hymen to be found on the whole island. The monkeys looked a little traumatized too. Dodger. |
| Apr 28, 2010 01:33 | #22 |
| Quote:Originally Posted by DODGER The last time I stayed on your adorable island was when I and my family stayed at the Club Med Resort, just a few miles down the coast from you capitol.Dodger. my momma worked at club med. when was you there. i think you might be my daddy. |
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| Apr 28, 2010 01:40 | #23 |
| Quote:Originally Posted by DODGER Rosco, as it so happened at the time, a US warship had just paid a visit.There wasn’t an intact hymen to be found on the whole island. The monkeys looked a little traumatized too. Dodger. Makes me proud. Where would they be without us. God bless america. |
| Apr 28, 2010 02:19 | #24 |
| Club Med had to close down the resort on your wonderful island. It’s unconfirmed, but apparently, too many guests were going missing. Kiao, if you are tall, athletic, good looking in a classical way, and have a huge intellect with vast amounts of wit, it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that you maybe my son. Please send a sample of your DNA to me, so I can arrange for it to be tested, ASAP. If you are proved to be correct, we will then need to have you converted and circumcised at the earliest opportunity. Dodger. P.S. a dark thought has just crossed my mind Kiao. Could you not be “son of Rosco”? |
| Apr 28, 2010 03:20 | #25 |
| Dodger you old devil. |
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| Apr 28, 2010 03:23 | #26 |
| i am not the son of rosco. i am the daughter of dodger. daddy dodger i found you at last. can i come live with you. |
| Apr 28, 2010 06:09 | #27 |
| Kiao, I have just spoken to your Pastor at length in regards to you joining me here in Beijing. His judgment and opinion was that you would be better off staying with your wider family group, were you can be nursed slowly through some of the trauma that you went through in your formative years. He explained in detail some of the abuse that you went through at the hands of the tribal elders. It must have been truly horrific. Thank you so much for sending me that lovely picture of you gathering sea shells on the sea shore. I will have it framed and hung in an appropriate place. I have sent you 25NZD by TT. I will (try) have this amount sent on a monthly basis. I understand they are having a special on grass skirts down at the local Wal-Mart. Feel free to treat your self. Rest assured, my thoughts are with you. Dodger. |
| Apr 28, 2010 17:50 | #28 |
| What is this? I thought we were in the Cook Isalands and here we see the great outback of Australia. |
| Apr 28, 2010 21:12 | #29 |
| momma want you to have her picture daddy dodger but mods said no. she misses you and wants us all to live together again. see you soon in beijing |
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| Apr 29, 2010 00:10 | #30 |
| Kiao, try asking the Mods again if it is ok to post your mothers picture. I’m sure the rest of the forum would love to see it. The visa office said no to giving you a visa, something about too many fuxxei wuzzies overstaying. Besides, the prices of coconuts in Beijing are outrageous; you’d simply starve to death. I did however ask my wife if she could send you a yoga program to try and help you get into better shape.. She replied; “Dodger, I can do the impossible, but I leave miracles to a greater power”. Dodger. P.S. is Loki a cousin of yours? |
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