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May 15, 2010 02:51
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  • BOBERT
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Ahoy me buckos. Blow me down if I haven't laid hands on the treaure map of Skull Island. I ripped it from the blood soaked fingers of me second mate just before I sent him to Davey Jones Locker. He spun a merry yarn with his dying gasps of Spanish doubloons and buried treasure. The chase is now on, so stow your grub and your grog and set sail for Skull Island. Are with with us or agin us Dainty?

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May 15, 2010 07:30
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  • LARRYBOY
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Aye Blood the chase is on, I too have a map. Careful mate that your crew does not slow you down on your quest for the booty. If you beat me to it watch Daintys eyes once laid upon the found loot that she does not fatten her own booty. A lass lovely as she who can find? gentle as a summer breeze, mighty as the highest tempest of waves. Your crew will be your demise Blood!! Take now what little booty she has before she fattens it. Our enemy is common Blood!! I see the Royal Navy behind us
May 15, 2010 07:59
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  • TRINHWAH
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Lary words sweet i find it. Love much Lary. I find book copy it.

My Lover is radiant and ruddy outstanding among 10,000
His head is purest of gold his hair is wavy and black as a raven
his eyes are like doves by the water streams mounted like jewels
his cheeks are like beds of spice yielding pefume and his lips dripping of myrrh
His arms are like rods of gold set with chrysolite
His body is like polished ivory decorated with saphires
his legs are like pillars of marble set on bases of pure gold
his appereance is like the cedars of lebanon
he is altogether lovely.
this is my lover and this is my friend.

I write it you , my heart trinh
May 15, 2010 08:23
#124  
  • LARRYBOY
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GREAT!!!!! This is all I need right now. Blood I spoke to soon about your demise now mine is on the horizon. AFTER I GET THE LOOT!!! I will have to swing back to the Orient and get my lap top back. I really would like to know what happened on that island when I was passed out. Loki make ready a cannon and fire it into the sky so , to hit the floating wheel in the heavens, and BLOCK THE SIGNAL THAT IS HINDERING ME SO,, on my quest for the buried booty.
Trinh stay close with Kiao until I return. Try to behave!!
May 15, 2010 11:09
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As I wheel my barrow down Deadmans' Dock I knew I had made a terrible mistake. Pirates had already swarmed the area like flies round (cough) searching for cheap bootleg n easy women, instigating fights with hands ready to draw their weapon but we all know their deadly weapon is spluttering vulgarities at each other like spitting sausages on a hot pan. Backing down til ones face taste deadlier than the Dead Sea leaving the fallen a quivering wreck. Only Cap'n Blood  came out victorious, my hero, promising riches beyond MY wildest dream and if I played my cards right a Green Card!!  But wait……he hasn't found the treasure yet, what if he had, his image will change and poof he's George Clooney! (in his head). I'd be tossed aside like a ragged doll til the next "wench" comes along  or grease his plank for my slippery death to Jawsland. No I've got to think…think…THINK WOMAN!!!



 
  
May 15, 2010 11:12
#126  
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Have I gone mad?
May 15, 2010 11:46
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Boy!! ....Are we a sorry bunch!! I want to fire the cannon again!!
May 15, 2010 16:42
#128  
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Ahoy there Dainty. You need some salt water running through your veins. To be a true buccanner you must stop thinking like a wench and dream of the treasure and the chase. You must give no quarter and take no prisoners. No prey, no pay.

Your choice is plain and simple me bucko. The thrill of the chase and a ride on a slippery plank. Or a life as a landlubber tending gardens and painting picket fences. Belay that lubber talk and head for the high seas with Capn Blood. The treasure is as good as mine.
May 15, 2010 19:59
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Meanwhile young Captain James Kirk boards starship with crew for his maiden voyage to the moon.

This is the dreaming land they are sailing to...a fairy land..


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May 15, 2010 20:53
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You haven't gone mad Dainty. Just a slight case of being becalmed in the doldrums. Once your sails are filled with a warm trade wind you will decide Cap'n Blood is not to be tusted. As you say, once he has his wicked way with you he will discard you like a rag doll. I am much more your type. We make a handsome couple, don't you think so?
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