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May 17, 2010 04:39	#171
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	So it seems Dainty is a chameleon, like so many females. One day she is painting picket fences. The next she is searching for Larry's groin..sorry.. lap. We are but putty in these devil hands. From now on I will stick with my true friend Robin.Only he knows what a man enjoys. P.S. My toes feel like thay have been run over by a steamroller.

May 17, 2010 04:51	#172
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day. Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast.

May 17, 2010 04:51	#173
ROSCO Points: Join Date: Apr 21, 2010 Status: Offline	Do carry on with your mudpies...

May 17, 2010 04:54	#174
KIAO Points: Join Date: Apr 20, 2010 Status: Offline	Lt. Chard: You didn't say a word to help, Bromhead. Lt. Bromhead: Oh, when you're in command, old boy, you're on your own. The first lesson the general, my grandfather, taught me.

May 17, 2010 05:13	#175
DAINTY Points: Join Date: May 1, 2010 Status: Offline	Forgive my banana boats, they do gave a mind of their own.

May 17, 2010 05:24

#176

DODGER
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Dainty, you’re most welcome to join us.
I’m glad you realized that we were just taking the pi$$ most of the time.
Bobs’ not as bad as he sounds sometime, I can’t speak for his alter ego’s though.
Larry’s’ a Yank; once you know that fact the rest falls into place.

What confuses me though is your comment about a ‘fantasy world’.
Nurse Wang, who has now moved on, swore blind it was all true.
Bob thinks so too.
Dodger.

May 17, 2010 05:33	#177
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	Surgeon Maj. Reynolds: You know this boy? Orderly: Name is Cole, sir. He's a paper hanger. Surgeon Maj. Reynolds: Well, he's a dead paper hanger now

May 17, 2010 05:36	#178
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	Colour Sergeant Bourne: Hitch... Hitch, I saw you. You're alive. Pte. Fred Hitch: I am? Oh, thanks very much. .

May 17, 2010 05:38

#179

BOBERT
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Bromhead: [mounted, crossing stream] Hot work?
Lieutenant John Chard: [kneeling in stream] Damned hot work.
Bromhead: Still, the river cooled you off a bit though, eh?
[pause]
Bromhead: Who are you?
Lieutenant John Chard: John Chard, Royal Engineers.
Bromhead: Bromhead. 24th. That's my post... up there.
[points into middle distance]
Bromhead: You've come down from the column?
Lieutenant John Chard: That's right. They want a bridge across the river.
Bromhead: Who said you could use my men?
Lieutenant John Chard: They were sitting around on their backsides, doing nothing.
Bromhead: Rather you asked first, old boy.
Lieutenant John Chard: I was told that their officer was out hunting.
Bromhead: Err... yes.
[spurs on horse]
Bromhead: I'll tell my man to clean your kit.
Lieutenant John Chard: Don't bother!
Bromhead: No bother... I'm not offering to clean it myself! Still, a chap ought to look smart in front of the men, don't you think? Well chin-chin... do carry on with your mud pies.

May 17, 2010 06:13	#180
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Lieutenant, I can hear the train coming too, but I need time to change into something more suitable, so don’t, I repeat, start this little shindig without me. Besides, Larry needs to find a second hand assegai from his local five and dime store. ‘I’ll be back’ Dodger.

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