Can cleavage cause earthquakes?

Can cleavage cause earthquakes?
May 6, 2010 04:52	#21
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Holmes, hold off going to the Beijinger just yet. Nurse bought me my international papers today, as usual, for me to read will giving me my daily medication. Flipping idly through I found myself on the situations vacant page. And what do you think I found? Yes, the perfect job. Apparently the country isn’t very big, and I cannot name it here, but their looking for a Dictator. He/She is allowed to choose their own staff. The working conditions and benefits appear to be first class, as you would expect. There is, as you would expect a probationary period. After which the position is guaranteed for life. The probationary period would mean that we (?) would have to work on their web site. I’m not sure in what capacity at this point in time. Would you like me to make further enquiries. Watson

May 6, 2010 04:52

#21

DODGER
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Holmes, hold off going to the Beijinger just yet.

Nurse bought me my international papers today, as usual, for me to read will giving me my daily medication.
Flipping idly through I found myself on the situations vacant page.
And what do you think I found?

Yes, the perfect job.
Apparently the country isn’t very big, and I cannot name it here, but their looking for a Dictator. He/She is allowed to choose their own staff.
The working conditions and benefits appear to be first class, as you would expect.

There is, as you would expect a probationary period. After which the position is guaranteed for life.
The probationary period would mean that we (?) would have to work on their web site. I’m not sure in what capacity at this point in time.
Would you like me to make further enquiries.
Watson

May 6, 2010 05:46	#22
HERBEAT Points: Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	Hmmm... Holmes? Watson? Did I miss something?

May 6, 2010 05:50

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LARRYBOY
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Originally Posted by HERBEAT

Hmm... the last post? I just get sometime to go through this web and find this one is almost the only one which is interesting.. I think I'd like to see what's going on here? Anyway, it's just some chitter-chatter, not official political news. So why so many postings are missing? A pity that I didn't come a bit earlier... And "the beijinger", s...

Well said Herbeat!! and welcome back from the beach! hahaha, It seems as though our sense of humor is being taken literally!! It is all in fun with some weird twists to it but still entertaining. No one is getting hurt here at all. At worst we insult each other, but laughiing as we do it with each other. I enjoy this time and I am glad it is not just another, plain old thread about the same old things..ending with a question,, "what do you think? Smile and laugh a little everyone,, it is good for your heart and your soul. LB

May 6, 2010 22:22	#24
HERBEAT Points: Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	What do I think? Normally I don't think at all - too lazy to do that.... But smile all the time^-^

May 7, 2010 03:39	#25
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	Maybe Yolanda could be Mrs Hudson, my landlady at 221B Baker street. What do you say Watson?

May 7, 2010 04:44	#26
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Spiffing idea Holmes, absolutely spiffing. Its high time you had help around the place, but can Yolanda cook? What do you say about my suggestion in regards to applying for the job of Dictator? Please keep up old chap. Watson.

May 7, 2010 07:10	#27
HERBEAT Points: Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	Can Yolanda cook? I think all the people who tried the food she cooked always try to get another chance to make her cook for them again, even though she's not good at knives at all. Wanna have a try? Come to 221B Baker street...................

May 7, 2010 07:39	#28
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	So, Mrs. Hudson, does that mean that we all have an invite to come to Baker St. for dinner. Holmes did boast about your roast lamb and gravy, as he would, the Gad. Watson.

May 7, 2010 18:35

#29

LARRYBOY
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Originally Posted by DODGER

Spiffing idea Holmes, absolutely spiffing. Its high time you had help around the place, but can Yolanda cook?
What do you say about my suggestion in regards to applying for the job of Dictator?
Please keep up old chap.
Watson.

If you allow me to help you in putting you in power, I can gaurantee a landslide victory, with alot of Pomp! Yolanda will be a part of the Cabinet, if she wants it. I need to hear from Dainty also!

May 7, 2010 21:20	#30
HERBEAT Points: Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	Hmm... seems unfair... Why do the ones who get all the power are men?

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