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| May 9, 2010 15:52 | #61   |
 | Don't start swimming just het Larryboy! We will all come to you. I always wanted to be the benevolent dictator of Bali hai. We can spread the insurrection to other islands later. "Im gunna wash that man right outa my hair". Yolanda; Being a dictator requires cunning and guile. Not suprisingly I made copies of the pictures of you and Dainty before I traded them to Dodger for his support. I will send you a copy, just before I post them on the internet. Now if you will excuse me, I have a couple more financial advisers I have to nail to a cross. |
| May 9, 2010 17:37 | #62 |
| I am doing OK, but with some bumps and bruises. I must of passed out during my last transmission to you all, but I awoke momentarily just long enough to take this photo before passing out again. I was on a little flat board boat and my lady rescuer was paddling through the reeds. I dont know my exact location but I know I am not near the beach. My female rescuer is named Trinh, but thats all she would tell me. I awoke again when I arrived to a clearing, and took another photo. I will post later when my captor falls asleep. Very beautiful and scenic here, and it is extremely hot weather. I have been cared for very well, and I can not go into details, it might make Dodgers heart race. Boberts fine tailored suit looks great on him. He needs a few more medals on his uniform and if he runs out of space on the front ,, he can put some in the back. Tell Bobert that this island is ripe for picking and needs a leader. I will wait for you, but take your time,,"wink wink" the hospitality quickens my heart. I am inside a hut but I am comfortable. The same Egyptian writings are on the walls here that i saw in the cockpit of the plane, I was in before the crash. Will post a pic of the hut later. Oh oh i gotta go,, here she comes......................Oh no!!!! not again,,,,no more please!!!  |
| May 9, 2010 20:47 | #63 |
| You should take great care Laryboy. I fear your captor is not all she appears. I have a suspicion she is is in fact the notorious defacto ruler of Bali Hai, Bloody Mary. I don't wish to cause you any undue alarm, but her hobby is collecting human heads. Thankfully yours is in such poor shape. So I am now your benevolent dictator. Benevolent because I gave you all a vote. Dictator because if you didn't vote for me, you would all now be dead. I have decided on my cabinet reshuffle. I hereby appoint Yolanda as the Minister for Tourism. Her travel expertise will be invaluable. Larryboy, the Minister for Absurd Ideas. That's an absurd idea in itself. Dodger will make the perfect Minster for Defence. Or should that read, Minister for Attack? Nurse Wank, the Minister for Health. Marrie, the Minister for Confusion. Dainty, the Mister for Entertainment. (Mine only) Any dissenters are welcome to discuss their grievances with me at the local crododile pool. Please bring your swimming costume. Idi. |
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| May 9, 2010 21:47 | #64 |
| can I be in the cabinet too?? You know with all cabinets there are a few people like me, that dont know what they are doing! so can I ,, can I ?? Huh huh can I? You need a clown in power!! I had all my distemper and rabbies shots, and I was spayed too!! The girls will be safe. can I fly the helicopter now?? I have my "Flight of the Valkrie CD. |
| May 9, 2010 22:53 | #65 |
| I want to be minister for straitening bananas. there are too many bent ones on my home. can I come to your island home. |
| May 9, 2010 23:02 | #66 |
| I volunteer to be the Justice Minister |
| May 10, 2010 02:27 | #67 |
| Following a very witty post from Yolanda I have decided to bestow upon her the Ministry of Mirth. Henceforth she will addresed by the acronym..MOM. She will be afforded all privileges and paid bribes befitting her ministry. Any objectors, please come to the palace and arrange yourselves in a circle. Oh..and everyone please bring a hammer. Idi. |
| May 10, 2010 04:24 | #68 |
| Dear Mr. President Amin, with respect, that is not Bloody Marry Larry has bumped into. Far. Far worse, it’s her daughter Liat. Mary passed away years ago. Apparently one too many Marines in one sitting. (The US version obviously) The storey goes that once she starts singing “Happy talk, keep talkin happy talk talk about thing you like to do” and gets to the line ”talk about the girl talk about the guy counting all the ripple on the sea Happy talk, keep talkin happy talk talk about thing you like to do you got to have a dream... if you dont have a dream.. How you gonna have a dream come true? talk about a boy saying to a girl "golly bibby im a lucky cuss" it’s all over, red rover. We need Larry back; who’s going to organize your inauguration ceremony otherwise? Dodger. |
| May 10, 2010 05:13 | #69 |
| Larryboy and Trinh, they're playing your song. Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger you may see a stranger across a crowded room, an' somehow you know, you know even then, that somewhere you'll see her again and again! Some enchanted evening, someone may be laughing you may hear her laughing across a crowded room, an' night after night as strange as it seems the sound of her laughter will sing in your dreams! Who can explain it, who can tell you why, fools give you reasons, wise men never try! Some enchanted evening, when you find your true love when you hear her call you across a crowded room, then fly to her side and make her your own or all thru your life you may dream all alone! Once you have found her, never let her go! Once you have found her, never let her go! |
| May 10, 2010 05:19 | #70 |
| Oh Dodger....now they're playing yours. I'm as corny as Kansas in August, I'm as normal as blueberry pie. No more a smart little girl with no heart, I have found me a wonderful guy! I am in a conventional dither, With a conventional star in my eye. And you will note there's a lump in my throat When I speak of that wonderful guy! I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May, A clich� comin' true! I'm bromidic and bright As a moon-happy night Pourin' light on the dew! I'm as corny as Kansas in August, High as a flag on the Fourth of July! If you'll excuse an expression I use, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a wonderful guy! I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May, A clich� comin' true! I'm bromidic and bright As a moon-happy night Pourin' light on the dew! I'm as corny as Kansas in August, High as a flag on the Fourth of July! If you'll excuse an expression I use, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love,: I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a wonderful guy! |
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