| I'm 20 and a VIRGIN question for MEN only | |
|---|---|
| Feb 14, 2011 06:24 | #41   |
 | What happened to the thread?? it went from an Alaskan Hypocrite to a Midwestern Hick!! |
| Feb 22, 2011 07:00 | #42 |
| I was recalled to London recently to be briefed on the identification of Festus by none other than MI5. I stopped in at Baker Street to confer with Holmes after the briefing but alas his housekeeper told me that he had left for the colonies. Dodger.  |
| Feb 22, 2011 19:07 | #43 |
| Dodger, The man in the picture is you? |
| Feb 22, 2011 19:23 | #44 |
| Dashing devil isn't he Jimmy. No wonder all the ladies swoon. Dodger; I am reliably informed that the servants entrance is at the rear. I trust Mrs Hudson is looking after my flat. |
Last edited by BOBERT: Feb 22, 2011 19:28 |
| Feb 22, 2011 19:35 | #45 |
| It be him ,,, all spiffed up and purdy searchin out a fancy lawmaker type person. Now son ( jimmy) you bein a China boy ,an havin a whole bale o hay on yur head I was wonderin maybe you can share some of that har on your noggin and given it to that thar fancy Governor Dodger,,I do purtaneer his top hat must a done flew off in the wind so it might be cold up on the top of that thar mountain top. Now Dodger wit a name like that you must be real type close by fur me so y don hav to bein searchin to far, cause Im in the City myself called Dodge. stop in fur a spell wet ur whistle in Kates saloon, I be the feller wit the catfish whiskers pawin up the fat lady. |
| Feb 22, 2011 20:15 | #46 |
| Bob, as always is correct. I should have gone round to the tradesmen’s entrance. The Riff raff seemed to be able to gain admission by slipping a fiver to the rozer at the front door, but as there is a strict dress code I doubt that even this would allow a character such as Festus entry. And to Festus; unless your local saloon serves a good quality malt whisky I will have to respectfully decline your kind invitation. Add to that; the Handmaidens do not like the pungent smell of cheap cigar smoke, which would add a further impediment to my visiting you. Dodger. PS. The hair is in fact a fashion statement, not an act of nature.  |
| Feb 22, 2011 21:08 | #47 |
| Is that a family resemblance I detect outside my flat Doctor Watson? |
| Feb 23, 2011 05:04 | #48 |
| Bob, number 10 insisted that I have my own security team, hence the kid in the funny hat. Nice young man too, but never turn you back to a rugby player. I think it must be a ‘scrum’ thing. OT. They appear to be keeping your old gaff exactly as you left it. Apart that is, I hasten to add, that once legal but now band substance that you used to keep in your violin case. I did indeed look. Dodger. |
| Feb 23, 2011 18:59 | #49 |
| A foggy damp night in the White Chapel district, will lead to an identity,,but will remain eternal and nameless,,,running footsteps and an echoing laugh is heard |
Last edited by NARRATOR: Feb 23, 2011 18:59 |
| Feb 23, 2011 19:12 | #50 |
| The loss of the banned substance that occupied my violin case is of little consequence. Within a short walk of my new home I can now buy sufficient to fill an entire orchestra pit. Are the reverberations commenced long ago by T.E. Lawrence echoing through your new domicile yet? There are a few reports here of a shrub from the Oleaceae family sprouting new shoots in your vicinity. |
Post a Reply to: I'm 20 and a VIRGIN question for MEN only
Copyright © 1998-2024 All rights reserved.