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Beer joke.
Mar 19, 2011 20:03
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: offline	Man sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."

Mar 20, 2011 11:59	#1
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Continues: (still talking to the beer...) "Sorry, my love, I can not afford you any more, all my money goes now to my ex..."

Mar 20, 2011 22:59	#2
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	and the beer replies "You have made the wrong choice darling. Marriage can be just temporary but alcoholism lasts forever."

Mar 21, 2011 05:21	#3
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	How can people laugh and joke at times like this? I’m out of beer and completely out of salt, and the wind, it is achanging…. Dodger.

Mar 21, 2011 14:08	#4
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	As my daughter often reminds me.."alcohol cures all problems...except the ones it creates."

Mar 22, 2011 05:55	#5
LARRYBOY Points: Join Date: Apr 10, 2009 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by DODGER How can people laugh and joke at times like this? I’m out of beer and completely out of salt, and the wind, it is achanging…. Dodger. There is always soy sauce if there is any left

Mar 22, 2011 14:35	#6
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	or you could just drink Chinese rocket fuel (AKA rice whisky)then whip out your own thyroid.
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Mar 23, 2011 14:17	#7
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by DODGER How can people laugh and joke at times like this? I’m out of beer and completely out of salt, and the wind, it is achanging…. Dodger. Blimey Dodger, your'e in a bad state mate, I made it to the pub for the first time in 2 months, and not one on my mates had missed me, lol Alan ( now sober again )

Mar 25, 2011 03:52	#8
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Alan, I’m proud to say that I am well and truly on the wagon. It’s a wonderful feeling and I even remember my own name after 6 O’clock. Dodger.

Mar 25, 2011 12:10	#9
WESTNORWOODGAS Points: Join Date: Jun 22, 2007 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by DODGER Alan, I’m proud to say that I am well and truly on the wagon. It’s a wonderful feeling and I even remember my own name after 6 O’clock. Dodger. I've never had a problem remembering my name but where I live now that's another matter, lol Alan (sober and bored)

Mar 25, 2011 14:45	#10
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	I thought the sole purpose of drinking was so that we DIDN'T remember our names or where we lived.

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