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Apr 6, 2011 22:21
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Originally Posted by BOBERT

Glad to be of help LONGTIME. I think DODGER could be slightly confused by your user ID. He is accustomed to hearing it preceeded with.."I love you.....". It's a hangover from his frequent trips to Thailand.

LOL SO FUNNY.YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
Apr 7, 2011 06:08
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  • DODGER
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Longtime, for the record, Thailand is one of the few places I have never visited, unlike Bob, I’m just not that desperate, and besides the Handmaidens would never let me go.
But good luck with your new venture. The wine market in China has huge potential.
Cheers, Dodger.
Apr 7, 2011 08:02
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Originally Posted by DODGER

Longtime, for the record, Thailand is one of the few places I have never visited, unlike Bob, I’m just not that desperate, and besides the Handmaidens would never let me go.
But good luck with your new venture. The wine market in China has huge potential.
Cheers, Dodger.

LOL YOU TWO ARE TEASING EACH OTHER! SO FUN! I WOULD LIKE TO BE ONE OF YOUR AUDIENCES!
HELLO!EVERYONE!HERE IS A TALK SHOW!

Apr 7, 2011 17:23
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  • BOBERT
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LONGTIME;
It's true, DODGER has not been to Thailand. He tried several times but was refused a visa on the grounds that Thailand has enough ladyboys already.
Apr 8, 2011 01:39
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Bob, AKA Shorttime is once again correct. I’m gay, and in my free time I like to dress up in woman’s clothes and sing lumberjack songs.
Because I am gay, women find it easy to talk to me. You know; the usual stuff, makeup, shopping.
In fact stuff that Shorttime just wouldn’t understand.

Dodger.
Apr 8, 2011 15:21
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LONGTIME;
The artful DODGER is correct yet again. I know nothing whatsoever about makeup or shopping. However I am a connoisseur of the delightful effect women who apply make up tastefully and shop stylishly can produce on men. Real men that is.

DODGER shops in the 5 yuan shop for his granny underwear and applies his make up with a trowel. Frankly, his botched mascara makes him look like he has just done ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. He always buys skin tight skirts and tight fitting blouses but frankly he just doen't have the figure for it. The only effect he has on me is to make me very thankful I am a committed heterosexual.
Apr 8, 2011 21:21
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Longtime, is it just me that gets the feeling that not so deep under that ‘Wild Colonial Boy’ façade that is the face of Bob lies that female side of him just dying to be released?

Bob, come out of the closet and join us; you know you want to.
This butch act of yours is just too good to be true.

Dodger.
Apr 8, 2011 22:31
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LONGTIME;
The sight of DODGER in drag walking away always reminds me of an elephant wearing a G string. The sight of him sauntering towards me resembles a gorilla trying to dance in stilettos. The side view is akin to a rhinoceros in a bikini with his horn almost matching DODGERS hideously bulbous red nose.

Thankfully these nightmarish apparitions have always prevented me from sharing his closet.
Apr 9, 2011 05:29
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Longtime, as you can clearly see demonstrated Bobby can be a bit of a ***.
She’s obviously never forgiven me for knocking her back on our last Gay pride March.
It was the nose hair that put me off. Sorry, I just cant stand it. and the attention to personal hygiene was also a factor, I might add.
Too butch by half.

Dodger.
Apr 9, 2011 05:38
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HAHAHAHAH i laughed so hard my neighbor started banging o the wall!
I guess you two are close friend so that can make most fun of each other.
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