Introduce myelf

Introduce myelf
Apr 9, 2011 15:22	#21
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	LONGTIME, "Close friends" you say? I have never met the man...or women..or whatever he is this week. However his exploits are legendary. Coincidentally DODGERS neighbors also report "banging on the wall". It mostly happens when he brings home one of those "special dates" of his. On the most recent occasion he persuaded a drunken sailor to accompany him to his boudiore with promises of a night of bliss. It was only when a certain appendage which DODGER had been concealing, as ridiculously easy as that was considering it's insignifigant size, that the sailor realised his mistake. The "bangings on the wall" were not sounds of excitement from the sailor. Nor were they made by neighbors trying to silence a night of frenzied bliss next door. They were the sounds of the sailor scratching the walls with his fingernails desperately trying to escape the dastardly DODGER.

Apr 9, 2011 15:22

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BOBERT
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LONGTIME,
"Close friends" you say? I have never met the man...or women..or whatever he is this week. However his exploits are legendary.

Coincidentally DODGERS neighbors also report "banging on the wall". It mostly happens when he brings home one of those "special dates" of his. On the most recent occasion he persuaded a drunken sailor to accompany him to his boudiore with promises of a night of bliss. It was only when a certain appendage which DODGER had been concealing, as ridiculously easy as that was considering it's insignifigant size, that the sailor realised his mistake.

The "bangings on the wall" were not sounds of excitement from the sailor. Nor were they made by neighbors trying to silence a night of frenzied bliss next door. They were the sounds of the sailor scratching the walls with his fingernails desperately trying to escape the dastardly DODGER.

Apr 9, 2011 17:25	#22
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	LONGTIME; Can you imagine what it would be like to be locked in a room with an elephant wearing a G string, a gorilla wearing stilettos, and a rhinocerous wearing a bikini?.....all trying to mate with you??????? No wonder the sailor "banged on the wall" and the neighbors complained.

Apr 9, 2011 18:38	#23
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Longtime, you’re new to this forum; but it’s an open secret that Bob and I used to be lovers. Sadly, he has yet to except that it’s over. We met at a rugby game if I remember rightly, and both being Full backs, we’d both kick for touch together. But that was a long time ago, when I was young and the world was a better place. Sorry Bobby. Nothing lasts forever. Dodger.

Apr 9, 2011 18:52	#24
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by DODGER Sorry Bobby. Nothing lasts forever. Dodger. LONGTIME; This time DODGER has gone too far. In fact some things do last forever from an ecounter with DODGER.... Herpes, genital warts etc.etc etc. It's only DODGERS promises of everlasting love that has an expiry date.
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Apr 9, 2011 19:24	#25
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	LONGTIME; Trust DODGER to forget our first date. In fact we met at a formal night at the Bodyline Spa and Sauna in Darlinghurst, Sydney. I looked resplendent in an off the shoulder, hip hugging gown which accentuated my ample cleavage. He arrived wearing dirty football shorts and a singlet. I should have known then that it was a match made in hell.

Apr 10, 2011 02:53	#26
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Longtime, some people become hypocrites; others are just born that way. I’ll let you decide which one Bob is. Bob, the alcohol is dulling your memory; ‘I never promised you a rose garden’. Dodger. PS. I cant believe an old Tart like Bob is accusing me of passing things on.

Apr 10, 2011 03:10	#27
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	LONGTIME; If your ever considering a gift for a man who has everything (DODGER) the answer is .....Penicillin!

Apr 10, 2011 09:09

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DODGER
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Longtime, I still have the number that Bobby wore to that dance. And admittedly he did look great, although he does exaggerate on the cleavage bit; but don’t they all.
But something came between us on that night, and sadly it was not much to talk about.
Hence, he became known as ‘Shorttime’ to the Darlinghurst boys.’ All show, and no go’, as they say.
But it is nice to see you finally out Bobby.
Dodger.

Apr 10, 2011 15:31

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BOBERT
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LONGTIME;
I often wondered why DODGER kept my evening gown. He said it was a memento. I knew there would be an ulterior motive. It wasn't untill the Monica Lewinsky fiasco that the penny finally dropped. The Bondi cigar you delivered is yours alone DODGER !

There is an old saying amongst the pillow biting fraternity. A good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find. Unfortunately DODGER fell into neither category.

Apr 10, 2011 17:56	#30
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	LONGTIME; DODGER just can't get anything right these days. He forgets our first date and even confuses my nickname. It's not "shortime" as he alludes but is in fact "standinline". Obviously the reason he misrepresents the truth is because he was always last in the queue.

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