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Apr 13, 2011 00:27	#31
LONGTIMENOSEE Points: Join Date: Apr 3, 2011 Status: Offline	Oops!things seem to get complicated here,hehe,chill out ,gentlemen lol long time no see,been really busy lately lol you two be good!

Apr 13, 2011 02:53

#32

BOBERT
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LONGTIME;
Just an ex lovers tiff. Don't be concerned. It's nothing more than a spat. I can't believe that DODGER forgot our first date, but what else can you expect from a man. You should know what they're like. All promises and smiles untill they get what they want.

He hasn't sent me an anniversary gift for years and he never remembers my birthday. Soon I will be just another notch on his bedpost.

Apr 13, 2011 06:21	#33
DODGER Points: Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Status: Offline	Bob, it’s quite likely that the gifts you keep sending me have incinerated my mailbox……again. Cheers, Dodger.

Apr 20, 2011 22:34	#34
HERBEAT Points: Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	Guys, it's just so hilarious here. I couldn't stop laughing about the little lovers stories. So cute Bob and Dodger:-) And long time guys. I was wondering where you have been and notice a name of Dodger so track here. And yet again I'm right - as soon as I found one of you, I would find the "couple":-)

Apr 21, 2011 00:22	#35
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	HERBEAT; The reason DODGER is always so close to me is that he is a serial stalker. He fell in love with me many years ago and now he simply won't take no for an answer. I wouldn't mind being stalked if he was handsome or even rich, but alas DODGER is neither. He doesn't even shave every day and my soft delicate cheeks always get chafed when he tries to kiss me, which he does incessantly. Frankly I deserve better than DODGER. One day my Prince Charming will come along and sweep me off my feet. Then maybe I can get rid of this lecherous old toad forever.
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	Last edited by BOBERT: Apr 21, 2011 00:38

Apr 21, 2011 02:04	#36
HERBEAT Points: Join Date: Mar 17, 2009 Status: Offline	Hmm... should I go along with your fancy stories and laugh?

Apr 21, 2011 07:41

#37

DODGER
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Yolanda, long time no see….
As you can see, Bob, or Bobby to his more intimate friends has been just a little confused of late.
But what a relief it must be to him and to the Gay community of Mooney Ponds to know that he has finally come out of the closet. Not in the dead of night mind, but with a bang and a hoopla that only the Bobby of old could do in his prime.
As they say, ‘better late than never’.
I was going to tell a story about the Bobby of old; way back before his major surgery stopped his gallivanting, but as this is a public forum, with young children and mothers reading, I thought better of it.
Besides, that is another story.
The Artful One. XXX

Apr 21, 2011 16:02

#38

BOBERT
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Originally Posted by DODGER

I was going to tell a story about the Bobby of old; way back before his major surgery stopped his gallivanting, but as this is a public forum, with young children and mothers reading, I thought better of it.
The Artful One. XXX

Yolanda,
The "major surgery" DODGER alludes to was done at HIS behest! I was quite happy with my adequate figure but HE is never satisfied! He has a penchant for the rubenesque and continually ridiculed my B cup untill I agreed to an augmentation procedure. Still he was not satisfied and wanted a D cup. Even now that I have difficulty standing up straight after bending over tying my shoelaces he still wants more! He is insatiable!
Bobelyn
P.S. Don't be fooled by his seemingly benign sign off. The XXX is not three kisses!

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