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Oct 12, 2011 22:58	#11
RAINDROP Points: Join Date: Aug 24, 2009 Status: Offline	Why did the plumber die? He couldn't bear the talking parrot that asked him "Who is that" repeatedly?

Oct 13, 2011 21:39	#12
GUEST56126	Exactly. He had an appointment. he knocked on the door, once, twice, three times - why did he get "who is it?" three times?, so out of exasperation he got a heart attack and died. But the punch line was that the parrot finally learned how to say "it's the plumber"... Get it? Hey, it's only a joke.

Oct 14, 2011 01:41	#13
LAUGH Points: Join Date: Sep 29, 2009 Status: Offline	GUEST56126, it's a pity that the plumber died because of heart attack. If he was clever, he could imitate the old lady's voice. I am sure that the parrot won't say "Who's that" repeatedly.
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Oct 22, 2011 12:00	#14
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Bob, I really like your sense of humour. Guest56126, nice one too. Errmmm... having to explain a joke is like eating same food twice... Carlos

Oct 23, 2011 02:42	#15
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by CARLOS Bob, I really like your sense of humour. Carlos Are you flirting with me Carlos?

Oct 23, 2011 10:10	#16
CARLOS Points: Join Date: Sep 10, 2007 Status: Offline	Heh, the way I understand the word "flirting", no, so you can relax, Bob. Carlos

Oct 23, 2011 13:06

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GUEST56126

Let me divert your attention to this one:

3 surgeons are having lunch in a Doctors Convention. The question was: Which race is the easiest to operate on.

First surgeon said: Germans! why? because you open them up, every organ is numbered, so after you finish it's so easy to connect 1 to 1, 2 to 2, 3, to 3, etc.

Second surgeon said: No, Japanese. Why? because you open them up,every organ is colored coded, so when you finish, just connect red to red, yellow to yellow, green to green, etc.

Third surgeon disagreed and said: No, no, no ! Lawyers ! Why? because you open them up, and there's no heart, no feelings, no emotions, no nothing but a mouth and a butt hole, and in lawyers those two are interchangeable.

Oct 23, 2011 14:29	#18
BOBERT Points: Join Date: Jan 1, 2009 Status: Offline	How disappointing. I was getting a bit excited there for a moment Carlos.

Oct 28, 2011 21:45	#19
LONELYJOURNEY Points: Join Date: Oct 28, 2009 Status: Offline	Quote: Originally Posted by CARLOS Bob, I really like your sense of humour. Guest56126, nice one too. Errmmm... having to explain a joke is like eating same food twice... Carlos Due to some culture differences, it might be difficult for me to understand some English jokes. That's why I need someone to explain it to me.

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