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Jul 22, 2008 19:23
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  • COOLSPRINGS
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Agree, PSYCHIATIRIST. Shut up Gary, BlUEYANKEE is a professional side-stream writer.
Jul 22, 2008 21:25
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Bad day

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?
Jul 22, 2008 22:41
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Wooopss... wrong thread. Hot, hot, HOT!


*steps out quietly*
Jul 22, 2008 23:01
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WOW....I got it right between the eyes on that one.
Jul 22, 2008 23:09
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JC,

That is hilarious!
Jul 22, 2008 23:43
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Yes, JC that was a good one and DODGER had a funny one on another post.
Now if I can just figure out the one from SHESGOTTOBE. (Aw, I'm just kiddin')
Jul 24, 2008 10:03
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Just a View,while feeling nasty,and irritable. There is a Hole or a cage somewhere,and respectively the lot seemed to have found them,however no-one can keep your fangs from being lethal.Its only a view,but please just not talk to anyone on this forum with your cohorts,and all of you move to Rob Nannings Web site,China Rob,where all your new friends await your presence,as you are just as disgusting and seem to share their wealth of being very inconsiderate.Your other views toward
s the other threads are just as Raunchy,and it seems all of you come here to surf the Forum,and not be productive members,but to be sarcastic to every thread of
interest and enjoyment the people on this forum love.Your presence is actually unwanted,and your presence if on this Public Forum ,is not anything other than repe
lling and repulsive to all the good persons whom come here,members and Guest who show no signs of Morality,kindness and nothing but being a sore,in someones
life,who you barge into their lives,without needed provacation,from any one. This is a Forum,so please respect the patrons,you view,and if your views are outlandish
and not kind retorts,then leave the writers alone,and dont continue being a Bully.You do not appear as a confident and respected person,and which you have none or show for yourselves,that give anyone reasons to contact you.You are representing yourselves as ,people beyond reproach,and plainy (SmartAsses) Enjoy !!!!!
Jul 24, 2008 10:40
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LOL, Blueyankee,

If your being driven from forum to forum by people that are being mean to you, don't you see a pattern developing?
Jul 24, 2008 12:29
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Too many drinks in one night!
Jul 24, 2008 18:19
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Yankee Doodle Dandy,
You’ve been quite for a couple of days. I had thought that you may have gone to a better place…
Sounds like you’ve missed your medication old mate and we wouldn’t want you coming to a premature end now would we?
By the way, are you still ridding that donkey?
Just as a complete piece of trivia: when they finally get round to making a movie of your life who would you choose to play you? I’d guess at Hannibal Lector.
Have a great day.
Dodger.
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