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| May 8, 2010 09:56 | #41   |
 | Yolanda, I refrained from using the W word, in case you accused me of being just another chauvinist pig, which I am. But take the job. The perks are unbelievable and we need a woman’s touch to keep us in line. Dodger. PS. The top job of Dictator is still up for grabs……anyone out there game? |
| May 8, 2010 10:13 | #42 |
| Before I throw in my support for Yolanda, I still need to see the pictures from Greece! |
| May 8, 2010 14:14 | #43 |
| Ahhhh The children lay asleep at night, with dreams of dictatorship, dancing through their minds. Will Yolanda accept the position and put an end to male dominated threads? The vote will ensue. Wedding bells are heard in the distance as a faint peal carried by the wind as Dodger, looks close at Nurse Wangs attributes, as she leans over Dodger to take his blood pressure. Can cleavage cause earth quakes?? so the title states! Loki turned out to be a clown after all, but one that should not be reckoned with!! Bobert counts his pennies as he contemplates donating his stocks to Greece. Speaking of Greece where are those photos?? A trip to Romania is possible, in search of vampires. A great narrative story for sure. |
| May 8, 2010 20:37 | #44 |
| From a distance it looked perfect; picture perfect. A vast volcanic peak, long dormant rose majestically into the clouds, marking the dead center of the sun drenched and palm tree covered island. We had waited on the steamer until the tide turned to allow the old long boat to be rowed out to pick up the solitary visitor, the writer. The crew of the boat were of an undetermined race, a complete mixture as I have ever seen. Not without surprise really as this island had long been a haven for the dregs of the world to gather and hide. The crew, with much skill rowed through the surf to land me safely on the dock. Once a busy place of commerce now just a decaying shadow of its former glory. A couple of scallywags appeared from a rotting shed that had once served as a warehouse to carry my port mantle and to guide me to the only accommodation available at the ‘Pig and Whistle’, a Pub in the center of the old dilapidated town. The Landlady, Mrs. Yu was there at the door to greet me with a toothless grin and a warm hung with her huge fishmonger arms. “Are you the new Dictator” she asked, in the local dialect. “No, I have just come to pave the way for the chosen one and the cabinet” I replied, using her language, a strange mixture of Mandarin, Parsee and Strine. No wonder they had been forced to advertise for the job, I thought, this place is an absolute dump. But maybe Bob was right with his hunch. Bob had let the secret slip after one too many Stein Lager. Oil Dodger, I recon there’s oil there. I saw off the former president old DC3 at the airfield at dawn. It spluttered and coughed and bounced it way, kangaroo style down the potholed runway, but amazingly managed to reach its take off speed and climb unsteadily into the wide blue yonder to hopefully return safely with the Dictator and his or her (?) cabinet. Dodger. |
| May 8, 2010 21:25 | #45 |
| lets get this thing of ours rolling here. I will fiance the rebuilding of the town for the celebration. The owners of the Pig and Whistle have inquired about Rosco being the MC. A wise and fitting choice. Bobert is still off on a Foreign Affair with a Spanish Ambassador. I am hoping he brings back a wine contract for the innaugaration. I am off to Saudi Arabia in search of a secretary, in one of my fly toys. I will stay in touch |
| May 8, 2010 22:01 | #46 |
| all of a sudden my 2 seated plane was transformed by powers of the unknown,, but for the better and travel style |
| May 8, 2010 22:01 | #47 |
| The pictures from Yolanda have finally arrived. Wow! I had no idea the human body was so flexible. These pictures are too much for one man so I have decided to offer them as a bribe to Larryboy and Dodger. I will release these most salacious pictures if you will endorse me as dictator. Believe me, you will not be dissapointed. Yolanda and Dainty cavorting with reckless abandon on a warm Agean evening wearing nothing more than a smile. Do we have a deal? |
| May 8, 2010 22:04 | #48 |
| I will turn my plane around and head back since this is of the upmost importance. The photos I mean and then the election. |
| May 8, 2010 22:06 | #49 |
| You have my vote Bobert...gimmee gimmee. |
| May 8, 2010 22:37 | #50 |
| I would like to match 2 pieces of romantic french melody with the play. |
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